Membership List

Mr Boom

This mysteriously popular children's entertainer, with an entirely unnerving smile and blank expression was a founder member of this club. There are too many reasons to explain, he has to be seen to be believed

Roger (the Codger) Moore

Anyone who has seen him recently on "Noel's House Party" needs no explanation. The expression "Past-It" Was invented for this man.

Adam West

As Batman he ws wooden, and he has stiffened with age

Rod Hull

"There's somebody at the door, There's somebody at the door" 'Nuff said

Rod Stewart

Even being Scottish doesn't save him from membership. Give it up Rod (PLEASE!).

Tony Curtis

The dead poodle on his head is our prime motive for electing him

David Hasselhof

Possibly one of our youngest nominees, with his singing (he can't), his acting (he can't) and his waggling belly on "Baywatch" (it's the only part of him that CAN act).

Michael Fish

has never recovered from the infamous "hurricane forecast".

Des O Connor

fake tan, worse singing, canned laughter and teenage girlfriends cannot disguise this man's ineptitude

Will Shatner

the acting, the singing, the hair!

Patrick "step by step" Duffy

as Bobby in Dallas, he should have stayed dead

Tom O Connor, Geoffrey Durham, Rich Stilgoe

and anyone else who has appeared in "Dictionary Corner" on Countdown

Judith Chalmers

free holidays, pink swimsuit(too small), died hair and yet more fake tan.

Barbara Windsor

OOOh ducky, don't we just love that chirpy cockney accent

David Essex

He just annoys us

Sean Connery

For his fervent opinions on scottish nationalism, from his home in the Med! But has been in many fine films (and many bad ones).

Zha Zha Gabor

Grow old gracefully!!!

Barbara Cartland

TOO MUCH PINK!

Angela Lansbury

Isn't it stretching things just a little that a MURDER MYSTERY WRITER gets involved with so many murders?

Bruce Forsyth

Freddie Starr

Linford Christie

Mark Hammil

Burt Ward

Hulk Hogan

Tom Jones

Englebert Humperdink

Julio Iglesias

John Denver

Nigel Mansell

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