A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a
saloon. He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it and walks out. A couple of
seconds later he bursts back into the bar and says: "All right which
one of you dirtballs painted my horse's face yellow?"
A huge mountain of a man stands up, looks down on the cowboy and says
"I did"
The cowboy looks up at this hulk standing before him and whispers "The
first coat's dry".
A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a
saloon. He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it and walks out. He walks back in and says "Someone in here has stolen my horse!"
He recieves a collection of blank looks.
"If my horse isn't back out there in 5 minutes I'll have to do what I did in Dodge City!"
A lone voice pipes up and asks "What did you do in Dodge City?"
The cowboy gives the room a long look and says "I walked!"
A tall weather-worn cowboy walked into the saloon and ordered a
beer. The regulars quietly observed the drifter through half-closed
eyelids. No one spoke, but they all noticed that the strangers hat
was made of brown wrapping paper. Less obvious was the fact that his
shirt and vest were also made of paper. As were his chaps, pants,
and even his boots, including the paper spurs. Truth be told, even
the saddle, blanket and bridle on his horse were made entirely of paper.
Of course he was soon arrested for rustling...